Cracking The Copywriter's Code - inflatable bouncers for sale

OK, people are asking to do this and I am delivering it.
I'm going to reveal the secret of the copy.
Not what you found in free reports and emails
All the others are walking around.
Not to the fools who paid for the $10,000 copywriting course.
Not the marketing class they teach in any of the best universities.
These are the secrets you can only learn by being an insider.
Cracked the "never seen" key for copy OK and people asked for it and I was delivering it.
I'm going to reveal the secret of the copy.
Not what you found in free reports and emails
All the others are walking around.
Not to the fools who paid for the $10,000 copywriting course.
Not the marketing class they teach in any of the best universities.
These are the secrets you can only learn by being an insider.
Free for all my newsletter subscribers!
You won't buy it for a penny.
But one thing I want you to remember.
I can lose my livelihood because of this.
My peers will be angry if all this information is leaked out, so I ask you to put it under your hat.
Don't forward this to anyone, especially someone with my name (Eric Engel) or the name of my company (copy for sale) attached.
So I will have no effort to explain the secret language of the copywriting, what we say and what that means.
What we say: this means the production of profits: you don't actually sell anything you just convince people to give you money.
Free Report: Another ad promoting my product or service (like this one ).
Research shows that statistics show: I can't find any real evidence to support my claim.
If you can, now you can, people laugh when I: I don't want to take the time to think about an original title.
You won't believe it because it's a false statement.
Now you know the secret. -----
Now I'm going to tell you the theory that I have no basis (after you pay ).
Don't believe me: because you can't see what other people are going to say: come up with all these names to see how creative I am?
This confidential message: this meaningless dribble makes you feel like an important insider.
But before I start, let me tell you one of my friends: I can tell you what this letter is about in five words or less, but someone paid me $1,500 to write it, and the only thing I could fill it up was an anecdote story that made no sense.
Now, I'm ready to share my secret to success: I don't have enough money, so I think I'll tell others how to not make money.
Your website revenue will double in two months: I expect you to be so eager for money that you will read this letter again, which means you won't make any money, zero times and two is zero.
All you have to do is sign up for my newsletter: so I can send you more ads and you will end up sending me some money.
More than [any number] %: don't feel lonely because of your financial flaws. There are many people reading this letter.
I have been in this industry for several years, and: I haven't made a penny yet.
/Or/I still make money on schmuck like you do.
Web Marketing, multi-level marketing, affiliate marketing: a quote from PyramidsTime Limited: although I would be happy to accept your money at any time, before you actually start thinking about this ridiculous mess and change your mind, I prefer to have it today.
Call now for free consultation: I will repeat everything you just read.
Call now to ask for your free report: You can read my 15-page sales letter instead of this 5-page letter.
Use copy for sale: no hype, no BS, just good copy for sale.
You have it.
The password we use
You can put it in your own copy and start making a profit immediately.
Or you can call me and I will write you a letter with these codes and more, which will fill out a few pages and say nothing.
Well, seriously, this hype does work in some markets and there is no problem.
The problem is that people who respond to these clichés are often people who like to cheat. So guess what?
This kind of copy is used for fraud.
If you think this is the correct copy of your ad, you automatically shut out a large number of potential customers.
This is not important in some cases.
Maybe the same part will not be interested in your product or service anyway.
Your best bet is to try two different letters and test them against each other.